Category Archives: Food

Cum in Your Mouth! Natural Harvest Cookbook features semen-based Recipes.

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Now you’re cooking with cum! Natural Harvest is a new cookbook that features recipes in which human semen is a main ingredient. Cream-filled delights! Nutritious and delicious!

Sight seen at North Hollywood Diner: Naked Minoan Fisherboy!

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Lots of quirky decor in this NoHo institution. Andrew’s North Hollywood Diner has been in business since 1959, and is open 24 hours a day.

Got Spotted Dick? Sight seen at Magnet in San Francisco

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Seen in an exam room at Magnet, the Castro District health service spot, art gallery and de facto community center. The cartoon syphilis sore was part of an education campaign from about ten years ago called “Healthy Penis.” And spotted dick is something Brits eat. Seriously.

Where the Big Boys eat!

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He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok! Lumberjack’s restaurant in Willits, California on the Redwood Highway. Entertainment features TV screens with ongoing coverage from the wonderful world of competitive timbersports!

Purple Rose: Tasty Gay Mexican Fare…

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Nutritious and delicious! The Purple Rose in Fort Bragg, on California’s north coast. Gay owned and operated. Great menu, fun ambiance, cute chef, and an extensive Tequila bar. Enjoy!

 

Gruesome Groceries

Rainbow Grocery, my local worker-owned co-op vegetarian grocery store, has a reputation for being a little bit alternative, in every way. It’s the polar opposite of a cookie-cutter Safeway – the heavily tattooed guy with pierced cheeks who helps me find bulk maple syrup, the fact that it HAS bulk maple syrup (and bulk Hawaiian black salt, mesquite flour, and Inca berries, among other things), the lengthy co-op meetings debating whether they should carry Israeli products in light of the Palestinian genocide. I also love the irreverent and also hilarious descriptions of their various products on their handwritten labels. So in light of all this, I guess it’s not too surprising that that Rainbow is celebrating Hallowe’en this year with a candy display featuring lifelike dismembered limbs and body parts. I was quite impressed…and though I’m not sure what this says about San Francisco or our expectations of Rainbow, it’s worth nothing that none of the other shoppers seemed to give the display a second look.
-AidanAbroad

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Cash Only Establishment. Really, Johnny!

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More Sausage Racers

Our correspondent AidanAbroad blogged about Milwaukee’s strange tradition of Sausage Racing at Brewer’s games. Check it out here. His iPhone couldn’t get a good zoom, though. A quick trip around the internet solves that. Here are the sausages getting ready to…uhhh…race!

Dangerous. Deep. Throat. Really!

Sight seen in a seafood restaurant in Ft. Bragg, on the northern California coast.

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Sausage Race at the Milwaukee Brewers Game

I was introduced to a fascinating Milwaukee tradition today at the Brewers game – phallic food sports, i.e., the Sausage Race. In the 6th inning, people costumed as different kinds of sausage (brat, chorizo, hot dog, etc) race around the field. Today the chorizo won, despite his huge sombrero. The zoom on my iPhone wasn’t able to capture a great shot, but on the right you can see sausages racing around the field toward the finish line.
-AidanAbroad

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