Category Archives: ANIMALS: Human and otherwise…

Picnic Pig: Oink.

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Mmm…picnic pig. Rolls off the tongue. Sight seen outdoors at The Chief, a NorCal BBQ joint on the US 101. Oink! For tasty (human) breakfast bears, click here.

Fucking Bats! Seriously.

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Spring brings a cluster
Furry brown activity
Making more of us

The Buddha Nature drops dope rhymes. Photo postcard collection of Gay Highwaymen.

The Poodle and the Pitbull…

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Jam the Giant Red Poodle loves Smokey Joe, the beautiful Blue Nose Pit Bull Terrier. Smokey Joe is a sweetheart. And Jam is tough. So much for the stereotypes. Woof! More Jam here.

Sexy Gay Tabletop Still Life

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A succulent, a cicada, a couple of heirloom tomato plants in yogurt containers, Titan Men’s 2012 Calendar: what happened to be on the rural gay kitchen table this morning. iPhone photo: GH

Nut Fan gnaws raw Balls at Testicle Festival.

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Have a ball! It’s the original sack lunch. They are called Testicle Festivals or Ball Balls, and they are popular annual events across the American West. It’s how young bulls become steers. Following the mass castrations of male cattle, local communities come together to feast on their excised gonads: the famed “Rocky Mountain” or “Prairie” oysters. Yum! Here, an avid nutter goes for his favorite dish. Most people cook them. This dude is hard core! Festivals range from the drunk and rowdy to the strangely evangelical and family-oriented. “Have a Ball for Jesus!” is the slogan of one Texas fest. Thanks to Jake Hale for sending us down this road. For more strange food, click here.

Vintage Coolness: Hot Mounties and K9 Crew

20120307-192951.jpgWoof, woof, woof, woof and woof! Oh…and the Canadian Mounted Police aren’t a bad-looking pack, either!

California Rock Ant

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The California Rock Ant has its origins in the low desert around Palm Springs, but it has been sighted as far north as Mendocino County. Normally a docile species, it can be a bit jumpy around strangers, and is not a suggested pet for those who currently reside in glass houses.

Happy Fuckin’ National Pig Day!

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Oink! Better late than next year. Friend of this site Jake Hale tips us off to this obscure holiday. He got the word from Sister Piggy Sue of the Palm Springs Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. And she should know! Comic Strip Ap montage by Gay Highwaymen. For more fuckin’ pigs click here.

What IS a Spiny Lumpsucker anyway?

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Sounds like a slur, and maybe it is. Spherical. Warty. Big sucker on its belly. The thing on the lower left. For more real (less surreal) discussion of trash-talk, check out black pony slave interviews here and here. And for some commentary slash vague philosophy about defectives, here.

We should post our fuckin’ Pigs – said The Texan.

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…and so I did. Good morning, baby. Get it up and smell the bacon! (Squeal like a pig…)