Category Archives: Food

Phallic Fruit

Ah, the sweet taste of phallic fruit… It’s amazing what 20 cents will buy you these days. I discovered an unusually-shaped persimmon at the farmers’ market in San Francisco, and I thought the readers of the Gay Highwaymen might appreciate this unique fruit. Nutritious and delicious.
-AidanAbroad

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Hard (on) Ginger Bread Man…last of the Homoerotic Holiday Cookies

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In the original story of the Gingerbread man, he attempts to escape a certain fate. His chances here are no better. Yum!

Dead Mobster? Head Lobster? WTF!

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Sight seen at Mission Market Fish and Poultry in San Francisco.

St. Nick Sucks: Weird Nasty Santa Candy!

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From friend of this site Jake Hale (aka Postulant Sadie Masqueradie of the LASOPI) who explains this ambiguously obscene little pic: “Cocksucking Santa was a Skittles container Sister Barbie-Q bought at a 99 Cent Only store; the candies came out of Santa’s mouth, which opens & closes, and just happened to fit perfectly on the plastic penis dangling from Sadie’s Santa hat.” But of course!

Rise Up! The REAL 99%…

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The real 99% isn’t even human. Think there’s an evil elite and everybody else is innocent victim-pie? That’s not even cute on Saturday morning cartoons. We are all complicit. Everything eats and is eaten. Bert sez: Food is the first thing mortals follow on. And that’s where it begins…

Photo Gay Highwaymen from a poster seen on Market Street in San Francisco

More Homoerotic X-mas Cookies…

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Ho Ho Ho. Merry X-mas, Cookie! Ginger Snap Leather Men!

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Via friend of this site, C. Jacob Hale, who is thinking of taking up baking Thanks, Jake!

PromisQous!

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Snap, Crackle and Pop: Big Tasty Breakfast Bears!

photo: Denis Bahus

Good Morning from David and Louis from London. These two know how to start the day. Most important meal and all that. They also know how to wear the fundoshi, the traditional, very sexy Japanese loincloth-style underwear. For their video lesson on how to tie one on, click here. Photo by Denis Bahus, via Bearotic.

Vegetable art.

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I loved the colors in these golden beets. Seen at Rainbow Grocery in San Francisco.
-AidanAbroad