Tag Archives: Advertising

This vintage Bud Ad’s for You: the Rape of Ganymede!

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In the classic Greek myth, the god Zeus assumes the form of an eagle to carry off the beautiful youth Ganymede and have his way with him sexually. A rapacious bunch, those old pagan deities! In the early 20th century, Anheuser-Busch adapted the story to advertise Budweiser. Kinky bunch, those old Victorian admen! This image circa 1904.

Grab WHAT by the Nuts?

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Sight seen on a MUNI shelter sign in San Francisco’s SOMA district.

Dangerous. Deep. Throat. Really!

Sight seen in a seafood restaurant in Ft. Bragg, on the northern California coast.

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Today in Strange Ads: Homoerotic Malaysian Sandwich Cookies!

Check out the bones on these boys! And the stiff cream filling. Thanks to friend of this site Cornelius Conboy for this one. The illustrator is Vince Low; the ad is from the Grey Agency in Kuala Lampur, Malaysia. Fluff & Stuff is a popular brand of sandwich cookie, with a tag line of “Your inner desires. Right in the middle.” Indeed! Oreos were never like this…

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Hike! Hot Nike Football Fetish

Gorging on gorgeous icons of consumer culture. Delicious empty calories. Time for a protein shake! iPhone photo GH – Union Square San Francisco

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Can you hear me NOW? I’m Gay. The Verizon Guy is coming out!

After nine years in a corporate closet, Paul Marcarelli is coming out as gay. The horn-rimmed spokesman for Verizon talked to Spencer Morgan of The Atlantic about the contract that has sealed his lips for the past decade. It had what amounted to a no self-outing clause. Anonymous mascots are not supposed to have lives that could publicly detract from the characters they play. And being gay is still good dish, way too juicy for the bean-counters to risk. Homophobia blurs with the bottom line. Marcarelli’s catch phrase “Can You Hear Me Now?” will certainly go down in the history of TV advertising slogans – along with other pervertable classics such as: “Where’s the Beef?” “Don’t Squeeze the Charmin'” and “You’re soaking in It.” Marcarelli is currently in post-production on The Green, a film he wrote and co-produced and which focuses on a small-town gay couple who become embroiled in a scandal. Look forward to it on the festival circuit. The Atlantic article is available here.

Peter Pain pounces on Puppy Lover! Bizarre mid-century Ben Gay advertising…

Not particularly gay, but very queer. Fast relief…children’s Ben Gay! A childhood joke – Does arthritis make you happy? No? ‘Cause it made Ben gay!!!