Release the Kraken! Ancient and Contemporary Soft Homoerotic Tentacle Porn…really.

Sometimes you conquer the mollusk. But sometimes… This is a 19th century albumen photograph of an 18th century carving of a fisherman struggling with an octopus. Japanese photo, Japanese sculpture, Japanese tradition: tentacle porn! The Western beach boy below has abandoned any struggle. Watch out for the beak, Dude!