Want me to pick anything up for you at Wanker’s, honey? This is a real sign – seen in West Linn, OR. My local friend says the Wanker family has lived there for years, and the locals didn’t think it was nearly as funny or remarkable as we did.
-AidanAbroad
gayhighwaymen
Maštíŋčala Sáŋ
The Gay Highwaymen 
Even wankers need to shop. Perhaps wankers more than most, since they are unlikely to have too many intimate friends to send to the store since they spend so much of their time alone – wanking.