Tag Archives: Funny

Mussel Otter wants to…



We’ve been making memes. This is a Gayhighwaymeme. 

Water bags for water boys?

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How nice of The Ambassador in Waikiki to provide Eco-friendly collapsible water bottles for their guests. Also, it’s a good branding opportunity, with the corporate logo decorating each one. I’ve gotta wonder, though, what the design team was thinking in selecting bright yellow as the base color. I think it’s pretty funny, so I’m kind of glad they did, but I’d have gone with light blue. I do plan to re-use them filled with a different flavor of water at our annual summer party. Select guests will appreciate that. The Ex-Texan, who agrees with me that they look like medical sample collectors, or maybe catheter bags, models them in the hotel elevator. As always, this is our opinion, only. Urine may vary…

Valentines Day is Nutz…

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Via pal of this site, Big Gay Al.

Lichen that Beard!!!

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Old man beard lichen. Really! That’s what it’s called and we are lichen it.

Want a Big Cock? Try Radiation!

20131109-211154.jpgRadiation Range? Well, it worked with vegetables on Gilligan’s Island. Maybe it’s just a mid-century myth. It could always back-fire into a micro-bantam. Hate when That happens! Cockadoodledoo…

Want a Silky Pocket Boy?

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With Medium Teeth. For Wood-working. Really. Thanks, Aidan.

As soon as that wiener hits the water…

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…it’s going to shrink away to nothing! Thanks to Cam and Ed for this one.